I was nervous, and then he spoke, and I was calm, knowing she had it. (Also, the edible may have hit)

Breaking computers is the easiest part of programming. Making them work properly, that's an art.

She's been a staple since I was a kid, she will be missed

I got a 12 hour ban for explaining what "blading" was, so I can't help

Always preferred raffles to auctions, I know it's only a small chance of winning, but definitely more than that chance I'll suddenly become a millionaire:)

It is one thing that brings me pleasure, knowing that statistically speaking, my dick is likely bigger than all the richest dudes in the world by just being a lil above average.

Welcome!

My company may be a bit of a mess, but they've managed to change to WFH quite well, and are trying to get rid of buildings, rather than force us back into them. I end up in the office like every 3 weeks and that's mainly because I'm middle management

"$5 was exactly how much gas it cost to stalk you, so I knew that's what you wanted me to do when you tipped that much"

Must be chilly there.