Waking up with an erection because you have to pee feels paradoxical

heavy is the dong that holds the piss

Not peeradoxical?

It sucks but at least you're not pissing in your bed. 🤷‍♂️

And then trying to pee when you have one is even worse

It's cuz its full of pee

I absolutely hate that. The damn thing points the wrong direction for me to be able to pee in a toilet