Any time I clean by strategically tucking away clutter instead of actually dealing with it, I hear Bernadette Peters from Cinderella (the good one with Brandy) yelling "WE HIDE OUR FLAWS UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING"

It's always interesting to try and forecast what will be the big trends in knitting in the next year. I'm never right, and no matter what, I never have the yarn I'll need for it in stash

That should be illegal

Condolences. I'm on my second confirmed bout of it and yeah, it sucks. I've found that using a saline nasal spray has helped to some degree

I tend to think of it as the "Rider Strong" cut

That's when there's a leaf blower right outside the window

It's either that or when you're trying to take a nap

I haven't baked baguettes in a while, but when I have, the entire thing is usually gone before it's even fully cooled

Watching my Covid test come up positive this morning was like the scene in Fellowship where Gandalf is waiting to see if the writing appears on the One Ring. "No, I just see one line. Wait, a second line is appearing!"

I'm canceling my sister for not having any good snacks in the house. We used to talk shit about people who didn't have fun snacks and where is she now? Snackless.