those glasses on lizza are a crime of their own

i can't believe how dumb these people are lmfao

let's fucking go

i was really confused why the government focused so much on the travel benefits at their press conference, to me, it's goofy but not the real story. the campaign finance stuff is way worse

Average Kathryn Garcia text: [in-the-weeds details about specific sanitation department processes] Average Eric Adams text: thank you for the criminal money my criminal friend. Eternal glory to the Ottoman Empire

as someone who recently revisited OoT thanks to the ship of harkinian project: it's not hard. we were just dumb kids. it was probably more annoying than anything, but we all said it was hard cause we were, y'know, dumb kids

hey! we also get into the cleanest, largest SUVs as well. don’t leave them out

schwelly and harris killing it

say what you will about the tenets of yellow journalism, dude, at least it’s an ethos

i'm just hoping she can get the biggest bag possible while she still can so the rest of her life is easier. i'm rooting for her