my life is complete. gelato croissant with pistachio sauce

no, that is the correct response

it’s officially this time of year

Definitely an acquired taste!

Looks like a brackish pond, tastes like sulphur with pepper. What’s not to love?

I reckon this involved sufficient effort to qualify for #ConfinedCocktails. It is also maybe the least attractive drink ever to grace this hashtag

this is already my favourite parkrun

yes I bought the cats special souvenir leberwurst from Germany. Penny does not approve

Was just about to say hi here! Lovely to meet you too – very much encourage the browsing of our completely absurd list of archival collections

someone on the tube just asked me where I got my scarf 😇