if a vampire's fangs are their reproductive organs (they are) are these vampire contraceptives (they are)

Wouldn't they be a strap on

dental damned

does this make a dentist a fluffer?

That's a dildo.

Oh. My. Gosh.

unless you're a Nosferatu. in which case they won't really cover your teeth very well. you'd need custom ones.

Hmm... Vampondoms