“you can’t possibly remember everyone who has ever wronged you” me:

I remember these books, but never actually read them. Was the main appeal just the covers? Cause they're great.

How did you get this picture of my gf and I?

This made me snort so badly... 😭

#3 is basically the elephant race from FFXIV.

I'm too petty to forget lol

Oh, yes, yes I can! I can carry a grudge for miles. I may choose to overlook or give a pass to some slight against me, but I never forget about it. In time, I may even do something about it.

Oh yea! I never forget. I keep a list in my head & when the last straw is placed Bam!!! I let it go!

My partner is still amazed (and horrified) when I can bring up something he said or did thirty years ago that pissed me off.

So true

i’m so petty lol