My whole thing is like... How do they go to the bathroom? Do none of them ever hiccup or pass gas or sneeze or anything???

Them: "So what are your plans now that you finally have a Bluesky?" Me:

sometimes its kind of pain being giga introverted because its like oh noo sorry bro i cant go out tomorrow bc i had a discord call last night. that's my social interaction quota for the week

finally, an evening without my bitch wife

In light of recent events

The subscribe button! Thank you! I did not press subscribe at first because I thought it would subscribe me to everyone on the list 💀 I have been educated 🙏🏻 thank you Also I think we have the same initials

I think my favorite period novel error is “wonton” when the author means ”wanton.” Is she a delicious soup, or is she merely horny?

Scratchers make my brain tingly tho I need to scrape off the little film and find out if I'm gonna stay destitute or if I'm gonna go to Applebee's.

Cats part two...

Seeing my timeline so full of art instead of cry9t0br0s, p0rn b0ts and extreme r1ght propaganda is such a bless