Every last one of you dodged a bullet by not being married to me. Decided to tell my husband - who was at work - that I loved him and missed him. This happened. Literally for the first time ever. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go walk into the sea now.

At least you asked first! 🫣

WHOOOPS

I have done this with my husband. My words in giant font on a screen in the front of a room full of university folks. That was the day I learned one does not literally die from embarrassment. Because both of us are still alive.