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texan in ma, austin's mom. the very spirit of posting. i put the pomp in psychopomp linktr.ee/caitfromonline
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i found one of the most genuinely unhinged places on the internet again, this time being the "cuckold MTG" reddit, where people post images of MTG-style cards but about their wife cuckolding them

Cuckolding Plainswalker - Superwhore
Your wife flashes an unseen body part to
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: each opponent. Draw a card. If cuckold themed porn is on, draw 2 cards instead.
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Your wife turns on cuckold themed porn for 2 turns after this one. This ability stacks.
Your wife gets naked and rubs opponents
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: dick for the rest of game. If cuckold themed porn is on, she sucks his dick instead.
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Pstonesec.dev

curiosity got the best of me and idk if its better or worse that it appears to all be the same guy posting everything. also, of COURSE there's a racist post in there, what else should i have expected

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The most cursed crossover episode

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OCmachete.gay

a blurry jpeg of matthew perry from fallout asking "what in the goddamn"
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AFaltron.bsky.social

The timing of this with the news the secret service got distracted discussing MTG cards sure is somethingThe timing of this with the news the secret service got distracted discussing MTG cards sure is something

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crabitha.slutmo.de

I’m trying to imagine how playing this game would actually work, like what’s the setup, how many players, where’s the Mountain Dew table

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TPpumpkinpal.bsky.social

this is So Normal. This is weapons grade Normal. These guys are just being dudes and not Going Through It, whatever It might be. Nothing to see here, except the wives i guess 🙃

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CAfauxhammer.bsky.social

I hate that Magic has damaged my brain to the point I find this deranged, but I also can't help but recognize that, mechanically, those abilities are fairly costed.

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Aashodin.bsky.social

What! That's so wild lol

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Nnickoctopus.bsky.social

I sorta hope you were looking for something completely not-weird when you found this and just sat transfixed for like five minutes trying to work out how you got here, and how the internet came to this :-D

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AQaqiigrace.bsky.social

I’m suddenly overwhelmed with the desire to take someone’s lunch money

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cait (evil)
@cait.bsky.social
texan in ma, austin's mom. the very spirit of posting. i put the pomp in psychopomp linktr.ee/caitfromonline
28k followers922 following20.5k posts