1) that's not what POV means 2) your vest doesn't match

did he mean Old Navy

More like rasmus shandork

His hair blends in with the decor

More like Rasmus Schan-dork if you ask me

3 that's not even dressing "old money", THIS is Old Money

nothing says "old money" like off the rack polyester

As an east coaster: we can always tell

old money? nothing in this picture is salmon colored or has little whales on it.

Maybe dressing old money attracts creepy managers who are trying to feel themselves