they should give me the death note book. i could be trusted with it

You don’t already have it?

can i use it to make myself die of a heart attack in a super revivable way in like 40,000 years

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That’s what I’m SAYING Five minutes of uninterrupted mayhem with Cait helming the deathnote would produce dividends we measure in years.

There's only a handful of specific people I would use it on. Hell, only one of them is someone I hate from Online!

i would have carpal tunnel syndrome instantly

i would write two names in it that everybody wants dead anyway & would make the world a better place then hand it back 😌

With one constraint: target must be top 1%

Write me down please