an update from the man himself. refusing to respond to follow up questions btw

Yes, surely continuing to be combative and clinging to your hubris when that is exactly what got you into the ICU on a ventilator is the right move here.

Dude saw Beetlejuice 2 this weekend and thought "I can 1 up that"

if he lives i hope he's too crippled to ever have reptiles again

Here's to hoping

I don't want to go on the cart!

a group of people are laying on the ground and one of them is saying `` i 'm getting better! ''

Alt: Scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in which a man is carrying his elderly relative out to the man carrying away dead bodies, even though the relative is still alive enough to complain that he isn't dead.

I bet that's not actually from him

#deadsoonthough

Bless you Cait! bsky.app/profile/smok...

Hot and maybe ill informed take but honestly there's a part of me that respects the commitment. There's a certain honor in, while dying of preventable reasons caused by your own idiocy, doubling down on the idiocy

When my kids fuck up, my go-to is "What did you learn?" I'm guessing with this guy, his Id is in the driver's seat, and always has been, and he hasn't learned a goddamn thing