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texan in ma, austin's mom. the very spirit of posting. i put the pomp in psychopomp linktr.ee/caitfromonline
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i'm sorry, don't you have actual crimes to be solving? with my taxpayer dollars??

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We get to have fun sometimes, too! Kash contacted us and asked if we could help with a homecoming proposal. We found Rhoegyn on the soccer field and stated we had some questions for her, but she needed to come to our patrol vehicles for questioning. Once at the vehicles, Kash popped around the front and asked her to go to homecoming. Good news, she said yes! Have fun at homecoming Kash and Rhoegyn!
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BFninegod.bsky.social

Kash? Rhoegyn??? These are some AI ass names

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Llainwithtea.bsky.social

Just like public marriage proposals this is gross as it places pressure on the other to accept when privately they may have strong reservations about this. If I had a bunch of pigs staring waiting for my answer I'd be scared outta my mind and not thinking clearly

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BPspatulatrix.beesky.social

some cops WANT to be seen as like a modern day andy griffith so bad, but it just comes across as creepy and insincere the well of civic engagement is poisoned, shut up and eat your fuckin donuts and write some parking tickets until you get your pension if you wanna be a "good cop"

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MEzombiscribe.bsky.social

Considering the name I am guessing they are the type of family that will think this was cute but I sincerely hope Rhoegyn's parents make sure she actually wanted to say yes and let her know this was NOT okay

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HVtelemark.bsky.social

It's always the blonde white kids who do this. I wonder why!

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Gdwhanna.bsky.social

Rhoegyn

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Titsmetimohthy.bsky.social

The amount of crimes a local PD solves is shockingly low.

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BMbattlemasker.bsky.social

imagine the girl he was gonna ask out was a very anti-cop anarchist and when the police asked her to come with them, she just beat them up and damage their car

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Jjustindidaskeet.bsky.social

Traumatized

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np701.bsky.social

cringe but still better than their actual job (shooting someone's chihuahua and claiming self-defense)

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@cait.bsky.social
texan in ma, austin's mom. the very spirit of posting. i put the pomp in psychopomp linktr.ee/caitfromonline
27.6k followers914 following20.1k posts