one of the cool things about my job is i get to say shit like "mausoleum" and "obelisk" more than most people

Do you ever pretend to be Angus Scrimm in Phantasm?

I like cenotaph but that may be more niche

you probably say "sarcophagus" more than most too, which is still almost never

What about ossuary? That too??

And columbarium!

Are you secretly an explorer of the cosmic abyss?

My jealousy is unbounded

That's pretty metal, Cait

Gawd, I love the word obelisk. I was always drawing them in my little kid doodles but didn't have the vocabulary yet to ID them. I think I called them Washington Monuments because I knew it was the same basic shape. A couple ghosts carrying a pumpkin past a row of Washington Monuments.

the most out of any profession, do you think? or does someone have you beat