they tell you to marry your best friend bc marriage is like 90% hanging out and/or doing a Bit

That's how my mom get divorced

It's true, I spent 20 minutes looking for some coffee filters and my wife offered help by telling me they were "up my butt", repeatedly. I love her very much.

— with the exception that they never leave the house at 9:00 PM “because it’s getting late”.

And you gotta like the same 20 movies that you watch at Xmas and Halloween.

and god how we love doing bits already

I mean yeah, wouldn't you want your partner to be your best friend too?

That means no one knows where to eat because both of you will say "whatever you decide"

What if my best friend is straight and also not my type? Do I defer to like, my second best friend? Will the wedding officiant let me do that?

yesterday morning we were literally kicking each other while i tried to do the dishes

Yeaaa, I want to marry my best best friend!