the busky mods must apologise for failing to ban people who looked at my posts without leaving a like

they should make twitter

big problem with this app is its not enough like a worse instagram

people complain that i dont do enough proper jokes but my adherence to joke structure is actually so uncompromising that the way i deliver bad news is by front-loading all the setup and finishing off with a surprise harrowing

putting together my invite list for when i get codes: joyce carol oates metaplexmovies pop crave aimee terese discussing film eric alper anna kachiykan dextero catturd all the right movies ben dreyfuss

ugh im going to have to do my dms right in the timeline... hello miss hello beautiful miss i wish i know you beautiful beautiful sexy hello miss lady,

it is nice to be on here where my 0 like posts retain an air of respectability about them

ive had it with grimace. im going to knife him to death

oh no twitters been deliberately fucked, guess i'll check reddit. oh no that's right they killed it, guess i'll check busky. oh no its overloaded, guess i'll check mastodon. oh no everyones abandoned it, guess i'll check twitter,

we love to "toot" here on mastordon