I think a lot of them are sincere (derogatory) about wanting a secret third thing

this is your yearly reminder that activated charcoal, probably the most popular thing to use to make food black, interferes with your absorption of medication, including birth control. Enjoy the season safely.

I don't even think there's all that sharp a division between the two. For all I know, "reason vs emotion" is a fiction created by people who want you to know that they use the Correct one

"She had what, as a Jew, I would call a road-to-Damascus experience"

Found Catherine Russell's alt

When you're not feeling holy your loneliness tells you you've sinned

As opposed to functional?

This also addresses the tension between a) you are allowed to end an intimate relationship whenever you like for any or no reason and b) saying "you must do ___ or we're through" is manipulative or worse

I thought I was the last defender of "enormity," but apparently there are two of us

As far as I can tell, you can see Springfield, Charleroi, and uhhhh Primanti Bros, as a campaign promise that the US government under Trump will readily and easily turn any US city or business into a violent conflict zone for no provocation whatsoever and with no concern for facts or consequences