stupid songs always turn out to be the best songs. It’s embarrassing

it helps that Polish just looks so fucking cool in print

I want to make a horror movie about a guy from Louisville who collects slugs and then something goes horribly wrong. I need a name for this masterpiece

i dropped out of school because there were no classes about how to be a stuntman. Who needs that kind of education right?

why are there movies movies are so dumb

last debate I got into was about whether drumsticks should be cheaper and made of meat

I’m not good in like networking situations. so I made a list of things to say. like conversation starters. 1. are you in a band? 2. you look like you are in a band? 3. would you like to be in my band? I will report back on how they work. but you can also just try them out yourself I don’t mind.

are you one of those people who is on the computer a lot?

boy George Michael Jackson browne

this is such a good song