Might fuck around and have a nervous breakdown.

I think in the final analysis you are assuming that anarchism proposes only a few changes to society rather than a complete overhaul. Many of the points you bring up are things that are a result of a host of other human-constructed systems that are not the default, or even the norm, for society.

I feel like there's a fallacy in this statement...cops are a socially constructed institution to begin with. Choosing to just not have them is always an option.

Skulls for the skull throne

zelda moments after being given a fraction of power

I think when Moo Deng grows up she should be allowed to eat Mark Zuckerberg, that would be so beautiful