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Tom Coombe
@calmtomb.bsky.social
Horror writer, occasionally funny
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I assume any number I don’t recognize is Martin Sheen.

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Great British Baking Show judge: This dessert hasn’t been made since the time of William the Conqueror. Adding even a single grain of sugar too many will render it inedible. You have one hour.

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Not every year but we have some recurring favorites.

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Gonna get rich writing a book on “success” with tips like: - Never eat at an outdoor cafe. Business is done indoors. - Wardrobe commandment: If it’s not July, put on a tie. - Have a friend who lives at the beach. MARRY someone who lives near an airport.

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Fellow horror fans: I need some recommendations to help pad out our annual movie marathon.

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We are aware of the recall, but we want to reassure our guests that our deli bar sandwiches are made from boars' head meat, not Boar's Head meats.

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It didn’t snow but snowplows will be working today to clear whatever unholy hell that is covering the parking lot.

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This guy’s story about his band back in the 60s will be with me forever.

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Tom Coombe
@calmtomb.bsky.social
Horror writer, occasionally funny
342 followers159 following648 posts