Strong speech. “Where ya been?!?!”

Sitting and reading in the library. Attractive young woman smiles at me. I smile back. “You look like my grandfather ,” she says. “He died last year.”

Who knew jay walking is a gateway crime?

Trying to teach my 5 yr old neighbor L. that when I say, “Here I come to save the day,” then he can be damn sure that Mighty Mouse is on the way.

Still makes me laugh

In good company with my story “Artifact” just published in the latest Floyd County Moonshine. floydshine.com/issue16-1.html

Election anxiety, wars in Ukraine and Gaza…. I said to my 5 yo neighbor, “Hey L., whatcha doin’?” L. says, “Poopin’ my pants.” Aren’t we all, Little Bro., aren’t we all.