i choose to accept this nomadic life. not all platforms rise, but all will sink. we can never settle lest we drown.

today feels like the day. the day this site becomes the site.

omedetou and gomenasorry

it's the latest craze in ways to ruin a previously celebrated medium by cramming it into a vertical format. hurts my ancient boomer eyes i tell u hwat

i say vamps would consider the word "sucker" positive in all contexts

chega aí, seus brasileirinhos fodidos

good one king

true, i am riding my water jetpack while screaming YAHOO 24/7 here

if the video's vertical, don't believe a word-ical