The cat brought a mouse in this morning. I am not ok

Well well well

I've had hiccups for half an hour now and I'm ready to go towards the light

Properly fresh out there

Don't look at me I'm dirty

I see Grant Colgate has turned up with his tory bullshit. He'll have blocked me by now anyway the little shitbag

Feeling a bit rough so a big bowl of Jewish penicillin is being prepared I don't mind an autumn cold.

Who is going to break first and put the winter duvet on

Might put the fire on tonight, I'm excited

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