Bloody Hell. These free surplus electricity windows on days where the sun is shining and/or wind is blowing are all lovely and all but a bit harsh on those of us who are single and have to somehow mow the lawn, vacuum the house, and do the laundry all in the space of an hour.

I managed half the house (just the downstairs) and although I had 10 mins to spare, screw that - I have sweated over the carpet quite enough.