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6 years to the day since I found this Amazon review while searching for UV Halloween makeup. #FBMemories

An Amazon page for UV/blacklight makeup. The one star review is titled "Just looked like I had jizz all over my face." They go on to say "Absolute rubbish, does not glow. Just looked like I had jizz all over my face." Mistaking UV reactive items for something that glows in the dark is a common error, but it's the kind of error that will get you remembered for all the wrong reasons when the item in question does, in fact, make it look like you've got jizz all over your face.
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