demanding a slice of the FORBIDDEN PIZZA

Thou shalt not eat of the pizza of the knowledge of good and evil.

stealing the sacred forbidden pizza "for the museums" before a giant meatball rolls out to crush me

bloated sbarro sighted @costasamaras.bsky.social

AYYYEEEE YOOOOO WTH

its highly secure

why/how is the tiny little pizza table jammed into the glass ??

my headcanon is that the lock is actually to protect us from what would happen if that pizza discovered it was free

It iiiiis October, they've got this cutie pie in a chastity cage for No Swallows Eve.

Maybe it's to protect us from the olives.

Gimme 2 open wrenches, we cannot be contained