in the break room in barad eithel they have a white board with a pros and cons list about me because on the one hand i am competent and reliable but on the other hand i do have peculiar and inverted predilections with which i telepathically irradiate the post-skirmish vibes :/
after a battle in beleriand would be so difficult just psychologically because like what if an elf was injured and you had to tend to his wounds and he trembled and whimpered a little from the pain and it hurt so much his big wet eyes went dazed and sweat gathered on his brow and
the scene of the elf pit hair crime is a likely place for me to be
NDNDNDKDKD this is so funny
YES absolutely like cultural christianity is a huge part of so many people’s framework regardless of if they believe in anything
i think we should give elves body hair
no literally lmao like all sites swear that the cringe and the bad behavior is really on the other sites when in reality everywhere is the same soup and your experience depends largely on what community you end up part of
“bluesky is cringe” don’t take this the wrong way but i am a guy who posts about elves like the ones from lord of the rings violating the buggery act of 1533 on each other in a high and aggravated manner. it’s not like i have an honor to defend here
