Nothing wakes a dad up faster than the sound of a garbage truck the morning after you forget to take the cans down

Welcome. Hope you brought ham!

When I had too much purple, made a Blackberry Sour

It’s half as good so I can use twice as much

Yes!

Real heads knew

Wild turkey 101 is $19 at Trader Joe’s in CA. My go to

They are Enemies of Glory

Under Supreme Court precedent, the controlling question is “Is this a Republican president?”