‘Scuse me fellas but I’ll be busy fighting the homosexual agenda on a floating island inhabited entirely by virile white men, fashioning a new world for ourselves alone, free of any feminine decadence, our rippling forearms and muscled backs sweaty and gleaming shirtless beneath the tropical sun.

Is this another one of those hare-brained ideas like those billionaires who bought a cruise ship intending to do basically this, only to find out that maritime law exists?

But soon they're going to start buying and importing slaves because that farming shit is hard work....

Galt's Gulch on the ocean! Alpha male Atlantis in the middle of the sea! Loaded with seamen as far as the eye can see!

It’ll be Lord of the Flies within a week with those idiots.

God let him cook

Colonialism...? They know they're just talking about colonialism, right?

Great Pacific Trash island

I would watch that reality show. NGL

What, no oiled pectorals?

I, for one, welcome this new society based on… *checks notes* Homogeneity, inequality, and exclusion