Notice: Someone is sending out fake job offers using my name and a misspelling of my UW email address. If you think I offered you a job, I'm afraid it's a scam.

Rats! I'd already begun packing.

So you're not producing a porn version of the movie "The Crow" and you didn't offer me the leading role? :(

look I’m showing up at the office on Monday regardless. Which Monday? I don’t want to spoil the surprise!

aww dang

*walks off, leaving your lawn half-mowed*

Probably a Cougar fan.

If only it were so easy to pass out academic jobs like that.

Its too late. You already promised me $1m/year to "shake dat moneymaker" and I am accepting the offer.

So you’re not still looking to fill the hype man position then? This is disappointing news.

But I still start on Monday, right?