Apologies for the Twitter link: Tonight is the 10-year anniversary of the Replacements' lone hometown reunion show—this thread re-enacts with faux live-tweets and mostly intact YouTube links. If thread breaks look for #matsmidwayx.com/chris_stelle...
working with an oathbreaker dietitian to plan unhealthy meals and limit physical activity
Things fall apart, the center cannot hold and the toaster’s been laughing at me
Under the weather today so I made some immunity soup with roasted butternut squash, lots of green curry paste, garlic and ginger, fresh orange, and coconut milk… served with rice and spinach and lots of sriracha….. if you even care.
Just totally unreal. Driving around the lake on a routine errand to pick up my kids from school and this is what I’m served. The ice was crystal blue and reflecting these otherworldly colors. Minnesota is so blessed. Obviously these pics are dog dick compared to the IRL beauty.
Carl Sagan: (reincarnated as smart fridge as punishment for promoting science over religion) Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ᴍɪʟᴋ Me: Ugh, these things are so annoying. I wish my fridge didn’t talk Carl Sagan: (desperately trying to say “It’s me, Carl Sagan! I’m trapped in here!”) Aʟᴇʀᴛ﹕ Mᴜsᴛᴀʀᴅ ᴇxᴘɪʀᴇᴅ