Remember in Hey Arnold! when chocolate kid (an allegory for addiction) traded chocolate for carob and didn't learn anything?

Including the bear.

Linnea Quigley could out-stretch any yogi.

What are yall outraged about today? I'm looking to hop on a bandwagon, any at all.

Had a dream I was riding a horse, but I looked down, and the horse turned into Steve-o from Jackass and asked if I wanted any ketamine. I politely declined.

Throwing "From the creators of South Park" on just whatever I feel like, really.

I'm about to Scrooge Mc-fuck up this Applebee's smoking section if I don't get some new crayons STAT. And another Heineken, too, Lindsey. 👇

Would absolutely ride an Exorcist themed teacup ride. The cup spins, her head spins, the bones are there.

"Are Butterflies just trans caterpillars?" And other questions that got me kicked out of Sunday school. Also, Im 34 and not Baptist.

Did the shine off my Nintendo Gamboy Advance with limited edition Frogger skin catch your eye, or was it just fate?