what do i have to do to get one like on here omg .

didn’t realize i was singing the lonely goatherd out loud on west broadway until someone yodeled back

two wolves (Ben Gibbard ex-wife / Property Brother fiancé)

in my kitchen watching someone in the building behind mine watch the May December hot dog scene

every american politician lies and cheats, but only one of them slays…

me seeing bradley cooper’s maestro at 11:15am

Henry Kissinger funeral outfit

me seeing May December at 1pm on a Tuesday

watching josh gad and andrew rannells walk past my dentist office

Ima middle aged man btw