Good morning! I’m taking a massive shit🩵

Damn girl, are you a hunter-gatherer? Because I want to hunt and gather that ass

good morning.

I’m supposed to be packing for my Florida trip, but I’ve spent the entire day in bed thinking about what to eat

Thinking about the cat who stares at ice cubes again

Emotionally, I am here

the FBI killed Kurt Cobain for the same reason they killed Jimi Hendrix: bisexuals are a threat to national security

Yesterday’s game vibes. My gay ass gobbled that glizzy so quick