Have you ever made love in a data center, Jasper?

NIXON: "Tiny Desk" concert? What a load of bourgeois codswallop. HALDEMAN: Indeed, Mr. President. NIXON: A concert ought to take place in a goddamn auditorium. HALDEMAN: I agree, Mr. President. It is ... repulsive.

how many times do you think you typed "perldoc -f" in 1998 alone

I'm sorry but you don't know Sue Simmons. You don't know Phil Rizzuto for the Money Store. You don't know the SBLI jingle. I don't even live there and I'm more a New Yorker than you are. You're a dude from Ohio who lives on Union Avenue. You don't know shouting PIX at an Intellivision.

♬♬ Are you really Dr Who? Are you real or just Kameleon? ♬♬

I have been reading a book of Tolkien’s letters. He’s such an odd character; at once very much of his time and very much not of it, which I think comes from being sort of doubly old-fashioned, both now and also for most of his life. But here’s an entertaining one from the mid-1960s.

A story about a boy joining the family astro-colonization firm despite his wild college years called "Making Plans for Rigel"

You can tell Thin Lizzy was early in the twin guitar situation because they're both playing Gibsons, when everybody knows the rule is one Gibson, one Fender

I'm sorry but I really need to tell you right now that the German word for "hydrogen" is "wasserstoff" which translates to "water stuff"

A movie which is not good, but which I respect enormously for how totally bonkers it is along every possible vector, is 1993's "Super Mario Bros." It was directed by the creators of Max Headroom, which makes a lot of sense.