Things I’ve had to explain from scav experience in the past 24 hours: -Giant novelty checks w/o routing numbers can’t be cashed at a bank -They also don’t appreciate you carrying a burlap sack labeled $ and tiptoeing to Minnie the Moocher -Ditto for inquiring about bankruptcy wearing only a barrel

Chuck Jones lied to our parents as children, explains a lot

Banks: famously not down to clown