my nuts itch

how we doin skeeters

sisyphus is dung beetle coded

how my bluers and skyers doin

CASHIER [after ringing me up]: Is there anything else? ME [whispering]: There’s a whole world out there

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

i feel naked without the pfp i've been too lazy to put on. there's a paper bag over my head

How Couples Argue Today Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal

DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~

finally on here and looking for ~26500 of my friends