sleeping when you're young: lay down on a pile of wood, instantly asleep for 12 hours sleeping when you're old: $1400 mattress and 14 pillows of varying sizes, toss and turn like you're the Princess & the Pea or some shit

too real. bad body made of problems (i’m still ok but my husband sleeps like this)

I’m the opposite in that every time I sit on my couch I fall asleep within ten minutes, no matter how much I don’t want to.

Oh yes. 😒

how could you know this about me

Honestly, I sleep so much better as an adult than I did as a child BUT the bar for sleeping better was very, very low

this could not be more true

and if you have a mild cold you gotta build a throne out of those 14 pillows and sleep sitting up

Clearly the solution is to go back to sleeping on piles of wood

And then you thank the mattress for how good you’re getting it.

I think I should just sleep on the floor. Get real grounded you know.