real

4 months early vs 1 month early matters

I think Halloween should get September through the first full weekend after Halloween, and Christmas decorations can go up the day after Thanksgiving and come down around the 6th of January, depending on when the weekend falls. Big displays can get a bit more time on either side.

The stores have been full of mince pies since August. I refuse to start eating them till at least November

If Christmas can have November then Halloween can have September. Fuck it we ball

My friend took her kid to a Halloween event on a farm yesterday

The monsters been my real friends all along!