the best egg i can get here without hunting down a farmer is 'The Happy Egg' which is like ten bucks a dozen, but unlike the other expensive eggs at Ralph's is actually good and if you're really flush you can get their Heritage line, which is excellent but even pricier

We’ve got a lady in our neighborhood who who has a bunch of chickens. She built a Little Free Library, But For Eggs, and they’re so much better than any other egg I’ve ever had.