the realest

All that technology and she “prescribes” warm milk? Riker must have had a bad PPO.

"It's just anxiety"

At least do a sleep study. Maybe he needs a CPAP!

But did he try losing weight

That's totally the way I'd handle a problem with the second in command of the federation flagship.

Beverly was the worst doctor in the history of Star Fleet. How she beat the suspension in the second season escapes me.

literally my doctor