Making out but it’s just one person throwing the other against a chain link fence because they both have autism and one likes the rattling sound and the other likes the sensation.

Can I get a score prediction for the UCF vs UF football game tomorrow? Who is gonna take home the dub with the alphas and who’s gonna host all of the blushing catgirls?

The auto tuned echo of the ooh ooh oooooo from the song 4 da trap by 645AR at around 0:35 really has me up pondering pensively.

Today is literally set to be like the easiest day of the week WHY AM I IN SHAMBLES RN?!?!

Imagine if hurricanes were flubbies

South Alabama is putting on a clinic on App State. Was eating b-dubs when this alpha came in and bragged about South Alabama and told me how they’d destroy us. They have me blushing now and keep ordering me drinks 😳

Anyways in the words of the bop it voice actor Buddy Rubino, “I’m going to sleep”

Breast pain. Schrödinger’s pain. Both in a state of joy from the constant reminder of having them and in a state of ouchies. An observer, whether they see one or the other, may not fully understand what is present without understanding its occupation of both simultaneously.