Another one for the bumper sticker files

also seen in the h-mart parking lot

Me when there's any loud noise that ISN'T caused by me.

Not a sticker but song lyrics… ‘if you touch me, well I just think I’ll scream.’

Beep. Beep. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP STILL WAITING YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT.

This is the one I have on mine!

This would fix me.

I would simultaneously reach for the horn and feel utterly appalled at myself for reaching for the horn.

I wish I had a picture of it, but I once saw one that said: “Unless you’re a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!”

Need to put those on Cybertrucks.