when u die they take all thr microplastics in ur brain & place them upon a glittering scale. only if their weight is greater than a game boy pocket may u ascend to the realm of the gods otherwise ur soul must return to earth & try to get more microplastics
ascribing all of my positive qualities to the lifelong weed habit. yeah thats my skincare secret
Yes, this can come off as heartless, but let’s also consider how whenever millennials and Gen Z discuss the housing affordability crisis, some older people inevitably counter with “stop whining, you’re going to inherit a bunch of money.” (Which ignores eldercare costs).
i’ve been there it’s a great, very serious museum
this article of a serious internet issue includes a quote from the penis museum owner who shares a building with the mysterious virtual offshore haven: “We are a penis museum, yes,” he said during a tour of its scientific and cultural displays, “but we are a serious penis museum.”
A Reykjavik building that houses a penis museum and an H&M is also the virtual home to an array of perpetrators of identity theft, ransomware and disinformation.
most definitely SHANA TOVA to u and M 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
yeah actually the black hanky covered in blood in my back pocket actually symbolizes how i love hugs
been working with a couple rabbis lately and dang every rabbi is so flustered and frazzled all the time lol what are they even doing all the time how busy can you be??? is there any other denom. of clergy that is giving such harried vibes lmao