🎵 let’s talk about stress baby let’s talk about lack of sleep let’s talk about working full time and the deadlines you can’t meet 🎵

You can’t have two duck names

apparently these go great with mushy peas

Youth Pastor: this one is for the boy in the tiny manger no crib for a bed for our lord and saviour

I loved this series until they got cancelled for doing Lolita

The coaster under the drink you just picked up:

Great title!

*gets hoist* WHOSE PETARD IS THIS?! *checks* oh for fuck

I WAS NOOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU

😎 A message for my haters 😎