HS teacher recommended it to me, and I lost a lot of respect for that person after reading it. The tiny people thing is so funny because he gave up so early into his whole stupid idea. "It's like some mice do this and other... ah fuck it. They're people. And the mice are still mice, I guess."

One of our cats is a little baby angel, and yeah I love giving her the little head rub that causes her to turn into this.

An egregious crime because it hurts the people who need our support now more than ever: the people who make the chemicals for movie theater popcorn.

I sometimes don't understand their pricing. It's like two 2-topping pizzas for six bucks each. Or you can get one 3-topping for $28.

2030: Musk unveils his robo-unicycle, which has the same footprint, somehow, as a GMC Denali.

"The capitalists own the politicians so they can control us!" "Damn those politicians! Yay libertarianism!" "Ok but did you hear the first part?" (mouthing guitar noises) "woo rock and roll!"

Robert W. Chambers: "what if there was a play so sp00ky that it made you insane?" Reality: everyone will carry around a little device that gives you instant access to cursed knowledge. You might go to work, and guess what, that same work device can do the same thing. You go to relax, and guess what

I love that it somehow looks more like a bad movie prop when it's in motion.

It's also funny that whatever Milo is lying about, the conservative mind is primed to interrogate every aspect of identity, so they assume other people are doing that, too. Whereas all you have to do to get me to believe you are gay is to tell me that you are gay. Especially if I don't know you.

Someone was like "you know the problem with oreos? No fun to eat. If only I could slurp one down."