"You're gonna mature" was beautiful.

But are they armed?

Wow it all looks GREAT!

I sent the link to my college student because I think she'd get a kick out of it. She'll probably read it in April and text, "You have weird friends. Story was good."

Yay!

I share in your shock and sense of dislocation.

No

Zapped mine in 2023

Just got back from a 90-minute massage designed to reattach my arms. It's expensive, and not covered by insurance. Heed this warning, kids.

Thank you! That is so nice to hear!