got an ad for a perfume called assbutt

If this is what techbros have been getting their plagiarism energy hog computers to make, truly it’s been totally worth it.

Hurricanes should be named after oil companies now.

I saw my first Yellow-rumped Warbler of the season today.

I’m out. I saw a dumpster cyber truck driving around.

Wiley coyote!

Oh wow! Congratulations I think. Good to get away from that toxicity asap.

I went down to the river to bird this morning. Heart rate still too high, so went slowly.

That sucks. Boss shouldn’t treat you like that. Sorry it is happening like that.

Oh great, I just love getting tachycardia at bedtime. It’s gonna be a rough night.