Off the top of my head, beehives was the other one I'd never expected. In 7 years, I'm sure there's more.

I really need to start logging the wild sales pitches I get at work because I'm in workplace management/experience. Today? "sleep powder" (it's ashwaganda). You can send me all the stats on sleep and productivity you want and still a hard pass bro.

95% of the time that was other Jason on his haunted Lenovo!

Scrolled past this and thought of @zoocoup.bsky.social because I like to think I was a star colleague. 😇

May you be as unbothered this Tuesday as Ilsa is by the vacuum. (yes, it was on and no, she cannot hear it anymore)

They also got lost in the overstim chaos this morning

It's always the answer!

Actual footage of me when I realize both pairs of headphones need to be charged, the leaf blowers start up in the front yard, and I'm on my second cup of coffee. Hi Monday!

If anyone is breaking up it's ME with UPS. 😤 Jeff will be ecstatic because I'm sure he's tired of my venting.

UPS finally broke me and made me cry and for that, I hate them. 🙃